Ask the Trolls

crabbyseer asked: Glad to see you back! I was afraid you gave up on us. Did you at least get to watch a good movie?

I PERSONALLY HAVEN’T GIVEN UP, BUT…IT’S HARD TO STAY MOTIVATED.  YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO REALLY TALKS TO US BRO. PLUS, SOL HAS GIVEN UP I THINK…

ITS BEEN A WHILE.

SO UHM, YEAH.  I DON’T KNOW SOLLUX’S EXCUSE, BUT I’M SORRY.  I’VE HAD A LOT OF PERSONAL SHIT, AS WELL AS GETTING READY FOR SAKURACON. I’M ACTUALLY PLEASANTLY SURPRISED YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE, AND THAT WE’VE EVEN GAINED A FEW FOLLOWERS.

…THANKS, I GUESS.

crabbyseer asked: Do you have any pets? Have you considered getting any?

WE HAD A HAMSTER ONCE. I ATE IT

digital-blasphemy asked: For today's theme...Equius, Nepeta, and Crabdad!

EQUIUS: SEE FIRST ASK.
NEPETA: GREAT GIRL, ALBIET OVER ZEALIOUS. BUT SHE’S LOYAL, AND A GOOD LISTENER.
CRABDAD: ARE YOU FUCKIG KIDDING ME? CRABDAD IS THE WORSE LUSUS EVER. HE’S SO EMBARASSING!!!! BUT…YA KNOW. HE’S A DORK, BUT HEA MY LUSUS. SO…URAH

crabbyseer asked: Oh, and a twofer since it seems so quiet; according to most places online as far as the zodiac goes (which you guys are the basis for!) one of the most powerful pairings is Cancer <3 Pieces. How do you feel about that?

FEF IS A NICE GIRL, SHE REALLY IS. WERE BETTER OFF AS FRIENDS THOUGH. PLUS, MUTANT BLOOD AND THE HEIRESS? ID GET CULLED.

crabbyseer asked: Oh my, relationships today? Well, what about Equius and Vriska? On one hand, he's already STRONG so she won't have to go through all the crap to get him there, but I'm not sold on them really being into it. Like their failed Kismesis.

EQUIUS AND VRISKA…HONESTLY, HE WOULDN’T RESPECT HER ENOUGH TO MAKE IT WORK. AND VRISKA AIN’T TOO GOOD AT ORDERING PEOPLE OF A HIGHER CASTE. THEY WOULDN’T EVEN TRY FOR ANYTHING.

Anonymous asked: :33 < equius?

EQUIUS IS…HE’S A NICE GUY I GUESS, WHEN HES NOT BEING DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT MY BLOOD COLOR.

crabbyseer asked: It's late, but I haven't bothered you yet today! Have you ever watched How I Met Your Mother? I think you would like it. :3

SORRY I JUST GOT THIS. BUT YES, I HAVE SEEN IT. SOME EPISODES ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS. I THING BARNEY STINSON(?) IS FUNNY.

THEME TIME

THE THEME FOR TODAY IS RELATIONSHIPS. GIVE US A TROLL, HUMAN, EVEN A LUSUS, ABD WE WILL TELL YOU OUR OPINONS AND FEELINGS ABOUT THEM.

((ooc post from Kayla/karkat: guess what I&#8217;m making? God tier karkat will be appearing on the blog in following weeks!))

((ooc post from Kayla/karkat: guess what I’m making? God tier karkat will be appearing on the blog in following weeks!))